Facial formal, a hairy business

Having taken a look at some suits, I thought that I would look into nice, unusual, but fashionable suits, clothes and accessories. What you want is range but at the same time not too much to the point of not being able to decide. So I have picked a few pieces of clothing and such. Check it out: 

                                                                                                                                                                         

These suits are, yes, unusual, but show such genius. The first one is the “flanny” suit. The blue really compliments the red and having white intertwined with the colours really highlights the pattern. I call the second suit the “caveman” suit. This suit is good for especially manly men, with facial hair. Here is something that will basically guarantee you having a date to the formal. the shirt is really self-explanatory. By the way, if you really do not want a date to formal than wear a baseball cap on backwards and ride a scooter. Please note: NEVER RIDE A SCOOTER WITH FACIAL HAIR. It’s stupid.

Another aspect to consider is how to wear your hair. Most females will take care of their hair, but guys on the other hand. In all honesty I think it is gross and unhygienic to have your hair greasy, slimy, matted and uncombed, unwashed, just neglected. Seriously people, we need to lift our game.

Ties for the guys are again really important. However, another option is bow ties. They are small yes, but sometimes the small things make the biggest difference.

I think I have mentioned this previously but the way that you wear your facial hair is very important, especially for boys. Here are a few ideas that you could do:

Again it’s all about creativity. We all know that the mode of transportation to the venue is also very important. Here are a few tips:

-          Don’t come on a bike

You will look stupid. Seriously, don’t do it.

-          No scooters, manual or motored

Unless you want the whole, look at how much of a freshie I am, than don’t do it. If you are on a motorbike scooter all you will achieve is the old man look.

-          Don’t come in your mums car

Self-explanatory, not done.

-          Come in something stylish

A quad bike or a tractor is an excellent way of making an impression.

-          Generally don’t come on something manual like a bike or skateboard

Pogo sticks are the exception.

So keeping all these tips in mind, make your decisions carefully.